Samblr

fireland:

So I’m going to make my own tortillas because I’m basically the real deal as well as the complete package. The downside was having to buy lard. The upside was this little interaction at the grocery store:

CLERK: Lard, huh.

ME: Laaaaaard.

CLERK: Straight up lard.

ME: No chaser.

CLERK: You’re buying a pound of fucking lard.

ME: I’m not even gonna eat it.

CLERK: What are y—

ME: I’m gonna use it. For things.

CLERK: Super. Don’t forget to blog about it.

ME: [Laughs uproariously at the very idea of forgetting to blog about it]